I feel noshis

I was out in the bars drinking jack and coke going crazy for anyone who would listen to my stories babe

Everyone talking about doing taxes… it’s not even April 13th. Calm down

Omens everywhere

Punch monkey no punch backs

The music of the 2010’s really made me think more of my adult life would be spent losing control of my bodily functions in the club

My aunt saw this ceramic pomegranate and said “is that a hash pipe”

Laptop heavy with sin

The dreams only grow stranger

I kneel before my god The Calendar

Who wants to follow me on tumblr

Hungover on Milwaukee time

The only entities I am truly honest with are the list, calendar, and journal. They are Gods to me.

I need to get super high and write my orgs entire annual report

Give me half an edible and I will organize the fuck out of your closet

The Homunculi welcome you

I know where the secret hidden outlet is at the 14th street Tatte but I’ll never tell.

Taking advantage of everyone constantly wearing AirPods to sing Alley Light loudly on the street

Lowkey I observe things

AI art is like here’s a drawing of you looking more pretty and less Jewish