I just want a girl with a booty so she can sit on my face

I will literally do anything with you. Lets just get weird and have fun together.

Can we just talk about our feelings and then make each other orgasm?

I want to take girls on cute dates and shit. I dont even want to do anything but kiss on the first date. We have time for other stuff ;)

Let me bring you flowers. Flowers are my move

I have so many girls in my past that have never even given me a chance. I want to say their loss but they are probably better off

I have watched 10 episodes of Orange is the New Black today....

I want to make you orgasm. SORRY

I love when my depression messes with my libido. That shit is great!

Im on medication because i have trouble being normal, then the medication just makes me more different from everyone else.

You aren't good for me. You bring me down and are only there when its convenient for you. I don't need more of that shit in my life

My parents are out for the night and im just chilling at home with no one.... i hate being lonely

can i just find a best friend who is as needy and depressed as me so that we can make dark jokes and hang out

Can we hold each other and watch a movie?

Guess what! Im actually just a random guy who is bored so there will be no ads on this account!!!!

Can i just go down on you?

The hardest decision is deciding whether to "walk away" or "try harder."

I need to just survive and exist. so what that it wont get better. i will be here to see it still

I can forgive alot, but im sorry you would just keep fucking me over.

Stop subtweeting me. I dont need that shit on my timeline