This man is living in the year 3018. Merica.

Me trying to not make the same mistakes over and over again x.com/BESTVlDS/statu…

My brothers watching Tiger Woods today and I’m jealous af.

Moniteau county fair..where you pay for the whole seat but only need the edge

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Ric Flair rolled into his own wedding to ‘Ric Flair Drip’...LEGEND. (via @reignsslays)

Boss man: How in the...why in the...where did you.... Me: Surprise! Happy National Grain Cart Guy Day!

And the cute girl from hyvee prolly says stuff like “why can’t I find a decent guy” then gives this dude a fake number. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Well since I didn’t win the lottery I guess I’ll see what this mesothelioma lawsuits all about. 🤞🏻

My tweet finally has enough likes to become a meme...only took a year.

Just seen some kid taking a sobriety test at 8:30 on a Sunday morning by a state trooper in the middle of nowhere cooper county. My plans of day drinking are shot. 🙄

Welp, I woke up this morning to some snow and I’m still not a liberal. Should be a good day.

Last night Gus and I were cruising around and I was singing to Luke Combs and he woke up and gave me that “don’t quit your day job look.” My own dog crushed my dreams.

3 deer run out in front of me this morning in the dark and I catch myself turning the radio down as I lock my brakes up like it would help me see better. Idk.

Someone needs to say it. The peaceful protest, which i support people practicing their right, is good. BUT the riots and looting is nothing but the THUGS in this country taking a situation and taking full advantage of it. Thug isn’t a color. It’s how you act. Thugs are the prob.