From a gymnast friend regarding Simone Biles 🐐❤️

a new era in Japanese politics begins

listening to all too well sad girl autumn version got me thinking ab selling my future unborn first child to sit in taylor’s lap while she sings this at her next concert Taylor Swift #swiftie

I’m not donating my dead body to the wretched field of “science” I am donating it to the humanities. I want to be pondered

Shrek, Princess Fiona, and Donkey welcome you back to The Kingdom of Far Far Away. Shrek and Shrek 2 are now on Netflix

if the public library has a million fans, i am one of them. if the public library has ten fans, i am one of them. if the public library has only one fan, it’s me. if the public library has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth.

everything about this music video is completely unhinged

oprah’s team sitting around the conference room brainstorming the next book to put on her book club:

Stick season might not be in the critics best songs of 2022 but it’s definitely the best song specifically about sticks that’s come out in a while I think

I am on tour

Bridgit Mendler could've had an EGOT if she stopped caring so much about the planet

.Selena Gomez and I are both dropping our new SINGLEs SOON….. I SAY WE #USEDTOBEYOUNG.

Call Your Mom (with Lizzy McAlpine) out on Friday, Sept. 15 noahkahan.lnk.to/presave

Ice, Ice Bison⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Alright stop! Ungulate and listen. The bison’s back with a brand new admission. It’s cold.

I wish eating delicious pad see ew was my job

sorry all the quote tweets about this suck. I’ve read 526 books from the start of 2022 to now and i’m not half as much of a reading elitist as you absolute losers. the books you’re reading don’t have to be on the NYT top 100 to have meaning, let people have fun

Call me a radical but I want my taxes to fund public libraries!!!!!!

We're doing better, we made it to September. 💛