I'm pretty sure that people in prison, serving 20 to life sentences, got it right.

I'm not pointing fingers, Grammarly.

my best friend after 7 yrs of med school and training has been fired for ONE minor indiscretion. he slept with a patient and can no longer work in the field, just goes to show how ONE mistake can ruin your life, please pray for him, he’s one of the best veterinarians I know

There better be no snakes in the MF school zone!

My first financial mistake was not being born into a rich family

Either way...gimme coffee

People that love you, care about how they make you feel. The end.

Ummmm....NO. How about cheap ground beef sloppy Joe’s like my mother made, and NEVER mention kale or beets as a natural combo with ANY meat. Thank you. Love, ‘Merica🇺🇸 #Merica #SloppyJoes

Rolling through Stephenville like:

honestly, why is biden not being impeached?????

I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried 😂

Why is it when your drunk your able to literally walk MILES

We lasted longer than CNN+ #XFL

in case u need to lose a boner fast

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery