There's diffusing a toddler, then there's diffusing a bomb... One saves lives, the other is just pyrotechnics. #Parents #Toddlers

Woman Stabs Herself Because She’s ‘Tired of Living in Trump’s Country’ bluntforcetruth.com/news/woman-sta…

He's saved the world from sharks. Now it's time for zombies. Ian Ziering stars in #ZombieTidalWave premiering TONIGHT at 9/8c on SYFY.

I’m on Twitter for the first time since #Sharknado Why? It’s a #ZombieTidalWave #ZombieTsunami

EXPECTO PATRONUM!

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Stomach bug blew through the entire house and now that we’re all on the mend, I’ve got all the windows open to get some fresh air blowing through here. What a week. But glad for a breezy day.

Charles Perry: CBD Does not need to be sold in Gas Stations ( Sponsored By CBD Retail Association CRA ) - Sign the Petition! chng.it/tsDcZvHr via Change.org

Franklin Graham: “My father would be embarrassed. It is not going to change anybody’s mind about Trump. There’s a liberal element within the evangelical movement. Christianity Today represents that.”

IT'S HAPPENING! College Station has confirmed we're getting a Dunkin Donuts next year! Location unknown right now but the lease is signed AND there's a good chance a second location will follow the first one. Whoop!

They will never be satisfied!

Speaker Pelosi just ripped up: One of our last surviving Tuskegee Airmen. The survival of a child born at 21 weeks. The mourning families of Rocky Jones and Kayla Mueller. A service member's reunion with his family. That's her legacy.

Good news: Brazos County is reporting no new cases or deaths today! •11 people remain hospitalized •97 cases remain active. •57 have recovered.

Wow. What a terrible question. Does a president “deserve” reelection based on the number of deaths produced by a global pandemic? Our media is broken.

Today Mint Mobile is launching unlimited for just $30 AND bringing back Rick Moranis. Suck it, 2020.

In its first 28 days, 48 million members have booked an appointment with Nurse Ratched, making it our biggest original Season 1 of the year.

Hey Mojang why do y’all have a kitty shirt but no puppy shirt?! What gives?! Lol

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Is that too much to ask?

Blur the line between work and play. Do what you like. Like what you do.