Everyone wins (esp the graphics departmint)

Insanity is overpaying for wireless over and over again, expecting a different result

Me: Nice, I’m in bed by 10 p.m.

Also me: *proceeds to spend the next 3 hours on my phone*

What isn’t illegal but feels like it should be? We’ll start. Answering a call in a movie theater.

If you’re reading your texts and I’m standing behind you, know that I am also reading your texts

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we see overpriced wireless raising their f*!ing rates again

USB wall outlets is the charging flex every home needs

The flood of serotonin when the entire group chat hearts your response

If you react to your own message with❗just to get my attention, just know that I'm even more dedicated to not responding.

Tbh, madness is overpaying for wireless...ever

If you’re torn between using 😂or 😭 you’re part of the sandwich generation

The fight or flight response when the call you were waiting for comes in

For an album with 'tortured' in the title, we expected at least one song about overpriced wireless

Helplessly feeling around for my charger in the dark gives me the ick

Maybe the real premium wireless was the friends we made along the way

Wondering if my great, great, great grandparents thought there were left on read when the carrier pigeon didn't show up?

Respond to telemarketers the same way you talk to your pet. They'll never bother you again.

We're here to take off the load and take away those eggs.

Yeah, tax refunds are cool. But not overpaying for wireless? Almost priceless.

'The Unknown' is very scary and lives in the fees & surcharges of overpriced wireless bills.