Just had to deplane a flight bc a guy in golden goose shoes wouldn’t put his mask on ,.. Why is this still an issue? Stop wearing those shoes

I’m a simple girl, all I want is universal healthcare, student loan forgiveness and a Crunchwrap supreme

“whats your dream job?” NOTHlNG. i don’t want to work bro

The right gas station meal can be so healing.. but the wrong gas station meal can set u back emotionally by years if not decades

wtf is a “career” ? I just want to hang out

my brain when someone else talks for 2+ minutes straight: wow love this story they’re telling! my brain when i talk for 2+ minutes straight: everyone in this room wants to set me on fire

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity

Big day for dads with pocket knives

going through my 5th grade diary

#Fexi #Euphoria

me when I’m 75: is he in our grade

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

princess diana when she sees the Queen on the stairs down to hell

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

“No practice, no playbook, don’t matter… imma ball” - Josh Dobbs