*Sits before her computer, her fingers hovering above the keys.* ...."What does 'Stan' mean?"

#ThiccThursday I'm thicker than the book "Constitutional Law: Structure and Rights in Our Federal System", the Sixth Edition! Written by William C. Banks and Rodney Smolla.

*Winks* RT Clint Barton: Did She Hulk just equate the thickness of her ass.... to a Law Book!?

Slammed my head on my desk out of frustration, now I need a new desk....and keyboard....possibly a whole new laptop...

(Don't forget the Skunk Ape, Florida's own version of Big Foot) RT 𝑭 𝑬 𝑳 𝑰 𝑪 𝑰 𝑨: // We have gators, giant lizards, venomous snakes, giant fucking spiders, and Florida Man. x.com/LegacyOfLibert…

Guys, this is fun and all but I serious need to get back to work... *Jen wrapped her large hand around the face of another Biker, removing his belt to allow his pants to drop before pushing him back to the pile of his fallen buddies. The Bar attendance thinned out as the (1/2)

fight continued, a pool stick snapping against her back as she placed her money on the counter. Jen rolled her shoulders, the Green Giantess turning to tower over her attacker.* ...I guess work can wait.... (2/2)

*A steel garage door shook violently, green fingers piercing the steel as the men in the Chop Shop ceased their work. Light poured into the garage as the door was torn from its railing, dust falling to the pavement as Jen walked in. She smirked as she cracked her knuckles, (1/2)

the men inside dropping their tools as they ran for their weapons.* Oh yeah, please grab'em. I'll wait... (2/2)

Is Aleksei out again?

Hello? No, I'm good with my internet provider.... No, I said I'm good! Hold on! *Jen clenched a fist, piercing through one of the containers of a speeding train. The Glamazon known as She-Hulk dropped inside the container, adjusting the earpiece as she stared at the (1/2)

boxes of Hammer Tech.* Can you hear me now? Good! I'm good with my provider. *She ended the call, sighing as she broke into one of the boxes.* Won't this stuff blow up by itself? Why am I going after these?! (2/2)

Perfect! Just kidding, it's probably the opposite of it... RT @ImmovableRhino: "You know it!" x.com/SheHulk_Justic…

Fury, I made it to the train. It's all Hammer Tech.... I know! I said the same thing! *Jen felt a sudden vibration coming from above, raising her head to look at the hole she had made. Suddenly a robotic arm pierced through the side of the container, wrapping its fingers (1/3)

around her waist. Jen grunted as she was pulled out of the the container before being launched, the Heroine flying for miles before crashing through a clock tower. She tumbled as the structure swayed, Jen getting to her feet quickly as the citizens in the small town ran (2/3)

for cover as debris rained down.* Well, I can scratch this country off my list of places I'm still allowed to visit legally... *She-Hulk shot forward, shattering debris with her fists as the building continued to sway left and right.* (3/3)

*A burning sensation was felt on Jen's shoulder, soldiers rushing in the town square firing as the Mecha from earlier landed behind the troops. Jen lowered the over turned car as bullets bounced off her skin. A thunder clap was sent towards the troops, glass shattering as (1/3)

the men were knocked back.* Guys, I'm starting to think this isn't a coincidence that we're both here at the same time. Do you follow my Twitter? *Jen rushed through the recovering troops, knocking them down once more before tackling the larger Mecha, sending it (2/3)

barreling through a nearby building.* (3/3)

Other me is being yelled at by a Mime on steroids.... keep that cool head of yours girl!