...... *Clint removed his shades as he poured half a bottle of Brandy into his mug of coffee. He yawned as he sat forward, lifting the cup to his lips.* .....I hate myself right now...

*Steps outside, immediately goes back inside.* Nooope. RT Shulkie/Jen: “Sooo Betty And Thundra are fighting in one universe and a different Jen and Abomination in another. Poor New York, what a terrible day to be the big Apple.”

You know, felt like I was missing out.....totally wasn't.... *Sips Coffee*

See, this is why I stay home...RT Captain Marvel: No...they are not gonna fuck a turkey in front of everyone

To answer your question, yes I can hit a target while on a Segway. Pay up folks! *Clint smirked as he spun around on the Segway, collecting cash from his fellow Shield Agents.* You were on a mission with me Todd; I shot an arrow out of a burning Quinjet dude. Never bet (1/2)

against me. (2/2)

Fury is gonna flip if he finds out I'm taking bets with the rookies....again..... *Continues to count his money.*

// wow 2k in nine months. I don’t know if that’s big for here but it’s big for me so ima talk your ear off for a minute in a minute as soon as I wake up and do some maintenance stuff that’s been needing done

Dear God, the kid has finally lost it... RT @TheNewHawkeye: She’s talking to herself, but in a sense, she isn’t! So she’s not totally crazy.

Oh yeah! Forgot about that.... RT @TheNewHawkeye: “I’m not losing it, y’doof. There’s, like, another Kate. You know? Like from another dimension or whatever.” x.com/archerofshield…

Walters is looking... different...

*Sips his coffee.*.....Bliss.....

That's your Happy Face! RT @BeguilingWidow: "Apparently I look like this often. I don't think I do. Do I?" pic.x.com/YJkPg0Jn4A

Trust me, That is your Happy face. Your angry look would burn a hole in the table. RT @BeguilingWidow: "You think so? I kinda look like I'm angry at the table." x.com/ArcherofSHIELD…

You scared the Hulk once. That was incredible. RT @BeguilingWidow: "That's what I thought. My glaring game is strong, though." x.com/ArcherofSHIELD…

#FF @BeguilingWidow . She is crazy as Hell, can strike fear into the hearts of many, and what's most important of all is that she's my Best Friend. Also she's a trained Assassin. Don't piss her off.....seriously, just don't.

I'm kidding Nat, you look way better than Scarlett Johansson.

Did She Hulk just equate the thickness of her ass.... to a Law Book!?

*On A rather large property somewhere in the Alps, security guards continued their routes as snow coated the cobble stone structure. Miles away from the compound, Clint finished his coffee at his campsite.* "Take this Mission for me will ya, Barton?"....I feel like Hill (1/2)

put he here because she's mad at me.... *The two Rookie SHIELD Agents nodded as they huddled up next to the fire.* ....Oh come on! What did I- is this about the April Fools joke I played on her!? Her last name is "Hill" and we left her to wake up on a Hill! Classic! (2/2)