Dundee United are still Scotland’s top points scorers this season. They played four games in July and August

Dundee United are still Scotland’s top coefficient points scorers. It’s nearly November

This is gayer than being gay

You should've seen the look on my face after I hit translate

IN TOTAL SHOCK AND ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED ON HEARING THE NEWS ABOUT MANI MY HERO RIP RKID LG

Wait until you see who’s he’s talking too 😂😂😂

Zack Polanski is in Calais, refilling water tanks for migrants intending to cross illegally into the UK. When he get back, I look forward to seeing his arrest under S.25 Immigration Act 1971 for aiding and abetting illegal migration.

Full-time in Dundee. #DUTDCEL | #CelticFC🍀

Keir Starmer Why are you not doing a fucking thing to protect girls, you evil swine?

A level of shithousery that we should all aspire to from Dundee United here. Simply superb.

Jay Slater? It’s a Christmas miracle

Queuing up on Xmas day to deliver gifts to the fucking royals 😂😂😂 absolutely brain dead fucking morons

Peter Ian Staker murf

think about this guy more than a should and do wonder wat hes upty good watch tht

And HMRC will tell you in the lowest case lettering ever… they won’t shout about it like they do when you owe them!

Time to go Jim

After their heartbreaking defeat at Celtic Park, Dundee’s barren run in the Scottish Cup now extends to 117 years. Their last Scottish Cup triumph was in 1910. Their last visit to Hampden was in 2006, a 3-0 semi-final defeat to Gretna. #ScottishCup

Any bloke who wants to look after other people's toddlers should be an immediate red flag.

You actually have to rate the audacity of Simon Jordan, it’s the same as him with Deontay Wilder last week. He might come across as arrogant sometimes but he really will say what he thinks to people’s face. 😂