“you’re intimidating” ok but did you consider getting braver?

Naming a bright spot on the dark side of the moon after your wife? Sorry guys back on Earth. Wrap it up. There’s no topping that.

when you right click copy and paste something does it ever feel like your mouse is pregnant with information. or is that just me

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

रूबी ठाकुरलाई 'बहिनी' भनेपछि हर्क साम्पाङको आपत्ति

how do I lift heavier, be in a calorie deficit, take mg, o3, 100gm protein, regulate cortisol, do skincare, walk 10k steps, do pilates, balance hormones, do sauna, sleep for 8 hrs, regulate emotions, not fall sick WHILE excelling at career & social life & travels & love???

Maybe the belief that being rich is a sin was wrong then — and it is wrong now. I don’t understand the contempt for wealth. Isn’t the actual problem the gates that wealth builds around opportunity, relationships, and power?

When I see women take pics of their boyfriends alone in a setting Im like DONT DO IT hes gonna use it for his dating apps when he breaks up with you

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

placing my hands on a bald man's head and receiving a clairvoyant vision

.DILJIT DOSANJH performs “Morni”! Watch the full performance ⬇️ youtu.be/lf9CbQwCsCc #FallonTonight #DiljitOnFallon

“Girl Geminis? Amazing, life of the party, my favorite people in the world. Male Geminis? Go to hell.” - Billie Eilish to ELLE

i think if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it

If you're in a financial position to spend more on clothes, I think you should. This does not guarantee humane conditions, but a $12 dress guarantees mistreatment bc you leave nothing on the table for workers. Given the vast, complex global supply chains that go into clothing

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

Interesting to me that the Met Gala gets compared to the Hunger Games more than the Oscars red carpet or the Super Bowl halftime show. All of these involve spectacle, celebrities, and extreme displays of wealth. Notably, only one of them is a charity for a public institution (the

exercise is a celebration of what you can do. not a punishment for what you ate.

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