If you want to experience an author who writes LGBTQ+ characters in actual books rather than postscript opportunistic gaslighting years after the fact then I recommend...

Compound swears, like shitgibbon, work best when the second word is a two-syllable word where the first syllable is stressed and contains the same vowel of the swear. This is why "cock-womble" works but "dick-womble" does not.

I love calling Sydney home, but after being grounded there for for over two years… rocking up in a big Asian capital feels like coming up for air!

Weird curse of living in Sydney, I can now smell an automatic bean-to-cup coffee machine a mile away. Saved by American/Japanese imports…

This is the thing that housed the curse in Beauty and the Beast, right?

It’s important to keep your inflatable unicorns properly hydrated.

The truth hurts sometimes…

I love the blanket commentary on Chinese Australian voters by entirely WHITE panels. No just keep speculating what we're thinking and how we're voting, don't actually bother you know getting our opinion or anything. #AusVotes22

“Just to clarify: the coalition. *cannot* get into government” - Antony Green

Christiane Amanpour Rory Stewart He’s not wrong.

This reminded me why I have a Twitter account… where else can you follow such niche drama?

AusPost are scrapping ‘sorry we missed you’ cards for a digital notice. Apparently it will ‘improve the customer experience’ for when the postie can’t be arsed to knock… now they can tell me I’m not in without even leaving the depot.

I love the English language sometimes. Hope the crews stay safe however offensive / offended their experience might be.

I feel like there’s a sad reflection here that this is getting rave reviews in London at the same time as Sydney, heaving with talented writers and actors of Asian decent, decided to re-stage the antiquated show Lee is raging against.

I think Australia had its “Brexit” today. A moment when we realise we don’t live in the best version of our country but one that can be scared into bad choices. On the other hand, Brexit shows that you can regret and learn, and maybe do better next time.

.Uber Australia this staff member causing chaos at Sydney Airport this am. Making XLs park on the wrong side of road and pax having to move luggage across all the incoming traffic. Really dangerous.