BREAKING: I am taking my talents to Werribee on NYD for Let Them Eat Cake. Will be tough conditions in the heat but will embrace the elements. Cheers.

Got stung $6.50 for an iced latte this morning. I don’t consider myself to be such a price sensitive consumer but that raised my recently waxed eyebrows (which are looking mint).

Weekend as it stands: Sat am: spin class Sat am: watch CHICAGO PD Sat pm: soak up some sun on beach Sat pm: feed of some sorts Sun am: sleep in Sun arvo: round of golf with some good mates Sun pm: scaries No alcohol at all. Good shabbos!

Weekend as it stands Fri lunchtime - haircut & beard trim Fri night - Shabbas Sat am - spin class Sat lunch - footlong Sat pm - party Sun am - sleep in Sun pm - UFC Sun pm - scaries Good shabbos!

Went off script with a 3 hour nap this arvo. Intending to watch United V Arsenal at 3:30am and go into the office tomorrow. That’s as close to being in the trenches at it gets.

Weekend as it stands Fri night: Shabbas Sat am: spin class Sat am: overdue car wash Sat pm: catch up with a mate Sat pm: walk the mut Sat pm: dinner Sun am: United Vs Reading Sun pm: walk the mut Sun pm: change me sheets Folks away for the weekend WWL. Good shabbos!

Got an outdoor function tonight. Been told on good authority that it’s a great playing surface and draining will play a significant role in the late afternoon. Choice of shoes shaping to be the biggest decision of the weekend. Good shabbos.

Having a large engagement party is a terrific business decision*. The couple easily pockets at least $5k and the guests pay ~$50 for 14 vodka sodas and a couple scotches. Everyone wins. * if the folks sponsor the function

My weekend as it stands: Fri night: birthday function Sat am: spin Sat pm: recovery feed Sat pm: quiet one Sun am: gym Sun pm: watch CHICAGO PD Sun pm: nandos hopefully Good shabbos! Dodgeythoughts great shift last night.

My weekend as it stands: Fri pm: early shabbos Fri pm: engagement party Sat am: spin Sat am: Blencowes chilli chicken bagel Sat pm: dinner Sun am: chest shoulders and triceps Sun pm: watch full swing Sun pm: scaries Good shabbos!

Taking my talents to Warrandyte for a wedding tonight. Gonna line up Dodgeythoughts on the dance floor.

Weekend as it stands typing in the car on the way home from Avalon air show: Fri pm: Shabbas Sat am: spin Sat am: chadstone for bux shopping Sat pm: quiet dinner Sun am: gym Sun am: costume shop Sun pm: watch north Caulfield (tentative) Good shabbos!

Been inundated with enquiries into my long weekend. I’ll be at a bux from 5pm this afternoon until Sunday afternoon and will use every second available to recover before walking through the doors of the office on Tuesday am. Good shabbos!

My Mount Rushmore of chocolates, in no particular order. KitKat Dairy Milk Caramilk Crunch It’s my opinion. If you disagree completely fair enough!

My Friday as it stands: Shift at the home office Haircut 12:30pm Pick up a bahn mi for lunch Back in the office 4pm clock off Have a shave 6pm have some drinks 7pm depart for a work cocktail function Good shabbos

Sunday scaries hit different in winter

Top 3 chocolates currently on the shelves: 1. KitKat 2. Toblerone 3. Twix Cheers

November as it stands 02/11 plonk myself at Erica for derby day 04/11 housewarming function 08/11 bux 21/11 Xmas party in NZ 23/11 bday function 24/11 Josh Baron wedding 28/11 Xmas party in AU 30/11 mothers 60th into Solomun 🧪

Is there a more consistent establishment on this planet than Grill'd Burgers?

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