I’d give up my first born child for 30 minutes out on the town right now

Baggers

The rumor that Bill Gates & I are lovers is completely untrue

Is this one line my career highlight? Probably.

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According to the shop owner, stack asked ‘for one of his famous kebabs.’ His eftpos didn’t work. So transferred the money. The two kebabs were ruined in the scuffle. So the tigers pair ordered two more post the fight

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Hit the hay at 10pm last night. I reckon an early one is so underrated sometimes.

Are “cents” just shorthand for “centidollars”? #MondayMorning

Are you really even an old man unless you go for really slow walks with your arms linked behind your back?

Gonna party like it’s 2019 tonight

Listening to techno at work is either really relaxing or really stress-inducing, depending on what you’re doing. There’s no in-between!

Free Britney

We know you've already watched it more than a few times. So why not look back on another Sam Walsh stunner, this time with four lots of commentary? 🔈⬆️

83% of presents given in the Jewish community this year have been scotch/whisky-related

Fkn BAGGERS

Harry Sheezel showed why he's seen as a possible top-five selection in the 2022 NAB AFL Draft, booting four goals in Vic Metro's NAB AFL Under-18 Championships win 🌟 Callum Twomey has the details as Will Ashcroft also put in a dominant midfield display: afl.to/39VK28g

HARRY SHEEZEL 😳 Watch the @NABLeague Grand Final here: afl.to/3qOJ7uR

Got a haircut earlier this afternoon - 6/10. Have a good weekend.

Carlton FC 🤝