Let’s get political, here’s my December predictions xx

ur in their dms im in their dreams we are not the same

the way vanessa stockard paints black cats has changed me as a person

Imagine not being from the north east

Y'all eat it with or without the lingerie?

Me starting pole dance with absolutely zero upper body strength 🥴

This is my favorite Tik Tok right now. Bless the friends and family who understand how stressful, depressing, and chaotic life can get.

coronavirus (2020)

I'm so dead yall !!! The fucking swatches sent me!!! I screamed

That lovely community spirit kicking in.

Hi 2020, calm the fuck down… Thanks 💯

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

Me Going to the shop to get snout

my HR department really sit us a letter to carry around, in case we get stopped, saying we are essential employees and an essential business... MF IS THIS 1857, AM I REALLY CARRYING AROUND FREEDOM PAPERS!!??

If ur a daft cunt an gan oot these WONT help 2 stop #COVID19 spreadin ❌ Wearin a blob on ya heed ❌ Deein double Skinchies ❌ Listenin 2 Gabba ❌ Keepin a joints worf in ya sock ❌ Wearin AirMax 720 ❌ Putin 3 sprayz ov Joop on Fings that will stop it spreadin ✅ STAYIN @ YEM

Please I beg someone lobotomise me

And I repeat, Fuck Winston Churchill.