“Steals the show!” - The New York Times Tickets at SpamalotTheMusical.com

New drag name: Rhonda Sadness

4 more years for DeSantis to workshop his “human smile”

About to become the largest Planned Parenthood in America. #engoron

.Monty Python's Spamalot is performing on #TheView next week! broadwayworld.com/article/SPAMAL…

Much love to those jurors making $40 a day, which delightfully enough is $40 a day more than Trump's lawyers will end up getting paid.

Trump Announces $34.8 Million Fund-raising Haul After Guilty Verdict. For some perspective, that is even more than the $26 million in a day that Biden raised after naming Kamala Harris as VP. nytimes.com/2024/05/31/us/…

I worry that CNN didn’t really think this segment through. #starliner

I hope Biden wears a white patch on his ear after he recovers from COVID.

The White Stuff

Our gross cash grab starts previews Sept 3. See you at the SoHo Playhouse!

Speaking of bloodbath…. Start picking out the curtains Madam President #debate2024

So….who are the Republicans replacing Trump with this week? #debate2024

I mean between the Pope and Laura Loomer, you’re really just trying to decide between the lesser of two evils.

Swifties don’t play.

I voted early this morning for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. And released a prayer in the ballot box: that America will live up to its promise. A more equitable land. A place where we can serve and care for our neighbors. Peace.

This blow up doll f***s YOU.

This Joe Rogan endorsement is really going to help Trump capture the coveted Ambulatory Kielbasa subset of the electorate. #ElectionDay

Ok. Done with twitter. blue sky next. Bye racists.