Yeah? I beat the one-car candidate with the no-car "ride in" candidate. C h r i s n a

@AlmondRoboPanda And?

UPDATE: OB #subwaysvc delayed at Civic Center. Whatevs. Not like you have plans anyway.

I don't want you to follow my stupid hashtag. I'm not even using it anymore...so there. Shit SF Muni Ppl Say

Ready for your evening commute? Well, screw you. MUNI/car collision on 19th Ave & Winston. Photo by davegolden

25 min wait for T on Friday at quitting time. This ride's gonna be fun. #muni

@netzardfan Why not?!? Rush hour is my fave.

The SFMTA Board made some monu-fucking-mental changes today that will effect 700,000 of us Muni riders. sfexaminer.com/PoliticsBlog/a…

no fair unless they bring us some! RT Hayley Ortner: Muni driver just stopped the bus to go to Taco Bell #repsect

“Teen Reasons: hey muni, it's me! #munidiaries ” HA! I totally photobombed your photo. I'm that train on the right.

ATTN: Delays and service gaps on every line. It's Monday rush hour and you are probably screwed. We're leaving early for happy hour.

SFMTA Board Approves Two-year Budget - Who Needs Revenue if We Can Make the Mayor Happy? tinyurl.com/lrpgrcs

Wow, just drove past a car completely t-boned on the L Taraval outbound on 15th. Gruesome.

My intuition tells me that #Muni commuters will get a break today. #Caltrain wins the lottery for shittiest commute home.

@thisbeazy Save your shitty remarks. This account is for sarcasm but suicide is never a punchline.

HeadsUp: For complete details on today's events & service adjustments visit the Transit & Traffic Advisory goo.gl/sqrV0.

heads up you guys, Sarcastic MUNI pretty much just gave up I guess: imgur.com/77ohqtA

Cough cough. Sniff. Enjoy your Monday commute. blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2014…