SF Muni Train (@sfmunitrain) 's Twitter Profile
SF Muni Train

@sfmunitrain

I'm just a SF Muni Train, that figured out how to gain conciousness and tweet, who likes to party! (NOT ACTUALLY AFFILIATED WITH MUNI, just a parody account)

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linkhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sf_muni calendar_today05-03-2009 18:07:05

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It's really boring just sitting here in this train yard. Should get a hobby? Can trains knit or will my lack of fingers be a deal breaker?

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I just rode by the park & it took everything I had to not jump the tracks, lay out a pool tarp, & cook this silver body of mine in the sun.

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When you see my "No Passengers" sign on as I drive by, know that it's just me out for my daily run. You don't have to flip me off. #trainBod

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I can see everything you do when you think no one is watching. I see you over there cheeto fingers. Wipe those on the seat again, I dare u.

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This is my yearly tweet about how I am NOT AFFILIATED WITH MUNI. I'm just a sentient train, with Twitter, who likes to party. Read my bio.

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@thesophiapaloma I'm a "trained" dancer myself. Get it?Trained. Because I'm a train. Think about it while you're waiting, it's pretty funny.

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If you're looking for train times, to file a complaint, or report a delay, you're in the wrong place. Looking for bad train puns? Hello!

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DMing me to ask for a schedule is basically just an exercise in futility. If I do reply, I'll be condescending. (I'll talk down to you)