Really is genuinely good advice

There was. His name was Refaat Alareer and Israel assassinated him

Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy

The singular truth is verifiable, but conspiracies take on a thousand different forms.

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

Gonna need some apology forms from all y’all who said our Democratic opposition leaders weren’t effective.

If you can hear that little kid almost puking from crying like this and still have this reaction, I'm sorry but you have to die

You’re laughing? Dozens of pedophiles, baby killers, 19 year old sergeants and house music djs are hiding in shelters right now and you’re laughing?

All ICE agents must be assumed to be pedophile child rapist human traffickers by default and treated as such

This is how I find out y’all pay to jog.

Crosshairs are insane

One of the best written jokes of all time

clearly “forgive student debt for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities” was the convincing message to americans

Lol the NYTimes Editorial Board says don't rank Zohran, a state rep who's won several significant legislative victories, cause he has "less relevant experience than perhaps any mayor in NYC history," and instead recommends Tilson, a hedge fund manager with ZERO gov experience.