Way to read the room KG.

Saturday breakfast’s at Cuzzy’s never disappoints. Today. Guy next to me buys the bar a round of drinks. Me: Win at pull tabs? Guy: I just beat cancer. Never question going solo to a bar in Minneapolis. You never know who your next friend might be.

Anthony Edwards obviously bet his unders.

I’ve literally doubled my follower count in less than a week by trolling bot and AI thirst trap accounts. It’s both weird and fascinating. I’m not sure what I’m even trying to accomplish. Twitter continues to be stupid.

Why the hell would anyone buy a “Bartesian” cocktail machine when you just need to put the ingredients of the drink into the machine? Just make a drink.

Whatever happened to Tono’s opening in North Loop?

It’s a cover band.

Delete your account. Sell the team.

Idiot spends a weekend in Edina, claiming Minneapolis is a hell scape. What a crock of shit. He probably got a sub par bagel at the Galleria.

Pretty sure someone got fired.

Only idiots call MN “Minny”. Sit down loser.

Openly rooting for human beings to get hurt makes you another type of asshole. The worst type. GFY.

If you write a story before you chase evidence, you’re a fraud and certainly not a journalist.

Openly rooting for increased crime, pain and suffering makes you one the lowest forms of humanity.

RIP Catherine O’Hara. Quite possibly the funniest American drama actor of this century.

That’s my last email.

Read this thread if you never want to have sex again.