Do drugs. Eat your fruits and your friends. Take what belongs to Ceaser. Have your cake and eat it too. Great week ahead.

I'll Make a Man Out of You - Mulan

I honestly CANNOT believe this goal Dembele scored yesterday, honestly I think this might win the Puskas award

Age 25-30 is the weirdest phase of life. - Friends are getting married - Someone is buying a new home - Someone is still struggling to even begin - Someone is earning well and "settled" - Parents are getting older every year - Responsibilities increase silently - Comparison

I’m at that point in my life where I don’t know if I’m maturing or just losing interest in everything.

A healthy relationship will challenge you. But instead of the exhaustion from sleepless nights, anxious mornings, and never feeling good enough, you’ll be challenged to communicate. To not sabotage something good because you’re used to instability. To regulate your emotions and

WTF VALVERDE????? 😱

please don't let your corporate job stress you out because at the end of the day it's really not that serious ..

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me:

If you don’t know this, then it’s an embarrassment.

Corporate Friday survival tip: If you can’t solve it by noon, it’s officially a Monday issue

step 1: get your spark back step 2: set everything ablaze

Sitting in a posh restaurant, a man spots a gorgeous redhead at the next table. He keeps sneaking glances but doesn’t have the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly, she sneezes — and her glass eye comes flying out, straight toward him. He reaches out, catches it midair, and hands it

backshots this, backshots that, i would like to be taken out back and shot

April. Month of dust and lies

I’m a big guy. I’ve been lifting weights for ten years. I look intimidating, I guess. I was at Planet Fitness doing bench presses. I noticed a kid in the corner. He was maybe 16, really overweight. He was looking around like he was terrified someone was going to laugh at him. He

If you’re in the 25-35 bracket, you’ll notice this: - Some friends are married to their soulmates. - Others are quietly googling "how to file for divorce." - Some are hitting a 5 AM personal best in the gym. - Others are battling burnout and anxiety. - Some are meditating,