#DescribeYourCharacterBadly PTSD feline shota.

"I don't even want to know..." x.com/sxtyrs/status/…

"I'm back from my vacation! No matter how many times I go to Austria, it never fails to amaze me with new stuff!"

"........... This is making me concerned." x.com/buffparadox/st…

"And I am a parent." x.com/buffparadox/st…

"I MUST-!" x.com/buffparadox/st…

"Yes! Thank you! I want to keep Eli and Erik safe!" x.com/buffparadox/st…

"No offence, but you already look like you could be a sex offender. But despite appearances, I can see that you're a good person." Löwenik grinned. x.com/buffparadox/st…

"...." x.com/buffparadox/st…

Stretches. "My back hurts. Darn, am I getting old? Oh wait, I'm only 25-"

"But I think the stress has been making my stomach feel really bad..."

"My back hurts again-- Where's Eli-"

"Guten Abend!"

..? x.com/childofstorms/…

"Alright! I got everything settled. I should be able to be around here more."

"...." His kid coloured the wall with crayons. "ELI! ERIK!"

"Please stop throwing catnip at me."

//Try to get back to this guy--

"Paperworks done! How's everybody doing?"