But wait, if there's a Bowser Jr. that means...😂 my man 🤝

Wait wait wait I thought embiid was going to come back and change the series. What happened?

This has to be the most humiliating loss for sixer accounts right? Way worse than that game 7. Your dog is back! What happened!

Zeus: so two guys ran sub 2 hour marathons today Pheidippidies: holy shit, I guess I’m going to meet them any second now Zeus, unsure of how to soften the blow: No, they’re actually totally okay. In fact you were basically the only person to ever die from a marathon

Boarding a flight back to the US and I’m already sizing up everyone in my section for the fight to get through customs in 8 hours. You don’t play the sport like I do. There’s levels to this

counting or not counting march and april hoops

You’re laughing? She made him motorboat her during a performance review, and you’re laughing?

Funniest part about the JPM sex slave hoax is the sex-crazed woman asking an Indian guy if he played college basketball

100% doable but you are going to really hurt after. The meat sweats I had made me thinking I was having a heart attack

A little below my pay grade but I heard the benefits are crazy

Can’t be doing that guy rocked for players as good as Deron Williams

I think this is the most embarrassing loss of my adult life? I’m not sure. It’s up there though

This team fucking sucks