im go ing home this bar is shit

anime is real. pokemon are real. geodude is real, and strong, and hes my frien

i don; t even have a geodude :(

i hope i:m drink enough to forget today ever happened

just spent the last two hours Vomiting but at least i'm in the comfort of a house and not the gutter

I made it through the night. Fortunately for me, a lot of yesterday is a blur now, so that’s good.

My favourite Pokémon? Porygon-Z. Why, you may ask? Because it's a nerd like me.

You can't insult me with nerd insults if I call myself a nerd already.

Everyone keeps trying to insult me but it isn’t working because I own my nerd status.

my entire existence on this platform

I didn’t think my first couple of weeks on Twitter would be as eventful as they’ve been, but... I guess it’s to be expected. It’s not like it hadn’t been happening outside of Twitter, either. In any case, I feel okay. Call me a nerd all you want, but I own that name badge.

Besides. I am who I am.

To quote Shakespeare: “A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

Bah. Why am I quoting that. It’s just fueling the fire. Goodnight.

actually you didn’t because there’s one thing left whips out my duel disk and draws five cards hah....... this isn’t your lucky day..... i summon EXODIA the FORBIDDEN ONE x.com/perdu_venus/st…

ur thru....... EXODIA...... OBLITERATE ur life points go to 0 and u lose, u stand there crying about how u wish u were stronger do uyo wish 2 continue y/n x.com/perdu_venus/st…

Merry belated Christmas to all of my friends. I'm sorry for missing the day--I've been dead.

god

Huh.