Gone five years ago today. Still hard to believe.

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My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine

I fucking love a Wawa. Gimme some gas station soup and a brownie big as a catcher’s mitt. I’m a simple man.

My favorite part of American Psycho is when Bale goes full Grand Theft Auto and runs in zigzags. The zigzags are honestly the most psychotic part of his behavior.

Happy mischief night, delinquents

Can’t wait to crack a Coors Banquet and watch Yellowstone with my dad. Been looking forward all year.

John Hiatt could sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat and I’d put that shit on repeat for a month straight

How can you bring back Eddie and not #Barb?

Who needs cocaine when you have existential dread-induced insomnia? Haha, not me!

I heard the place is overrated….cloudy

Had a dream the New York Giants beat the Philadelphia Eagles with a safety in the fourth quarter. Thoughts?

Can a building ride a bandwagon?

I seem to get on a serious The Weakerthans kick this time of year annually. Coincidence??

Watching The Last of Us while eating mushroom soup was a bad call.

Giving things up for lent is by far the hardest 7 days of the year

You either die in your Tom Waits phase or live long enough to enter your Townes Van Zandt phase

Hope she gets herself a nice cold Arizona Iced Tea from her neighborhood 7-11