Phil Vickery spreads lemon curd brutally #ThisMorning #GoOnPhil

Mum just burst in the living room with her arms out wide re-enacting the #RedArrows fly over.

One of life's toughest questions. Was that thunder or someone taking their bin out?

To waste £5,000 in a year, all it takes is to spend an unnecessary £13.70 a day.

Back to work on Mon.... Mond.... Monda.... I can't say it 🤮

Train Guy ... Bobble Hats

Me and my sister had a Domino's Pizza UK yesterday. I was worried that it had only made me sick, luckily it made her spew as well. Fucking revolting. #dominospizza #vomit

Sorry?

Going back to work is a right craic after 3 months init

Speaking to a bloke at work and he said "swings and slides" but I know he meant "swings and roundabouts". I want to correct him, but I can't. That's a weird thing to correct someone on isn't it?

I'm not saying people on this site don't wipe their arse, but I am saying 2 people just walked out the only 2 cubicles there are and there's no toilet roll in either.

I am a social influencer, a content creator, shepard to sheep, man of the people.

Im rough and there's a fly in my bedroom. Help.

Shaun Bilywiz Wilson HLTCO Dry your eyes mate by Scott Parker 😂🎧🎵

Just saw a man wee in one urinal then shake his tail in the one next to him. He didn't see me see him. Really weird.

Phenomenal knock by Zak Crawley, great sportsmanship from. Pakistan Cricket Test Match Special

A proven sushi strategist in Lewis Tinsley. An attack destined to find the back of the net...🍣🍣 #CommentateMyPlate Clive Tyldesley

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In the past, you could be reckful (considerate) as well as reckless. People were also gormful (careful); feckful (responsible), ruthful (compassionate), wieldy (agile), ept (adroit), and definitely gruntled. Bring back the lost positives.