The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

We have a playoffs with no: - Burrow - Mahomes - 9 - Lamar

I’ve spent way too much time reading MVP takes on twitter. The general sentiment as I can discern it is: Analytics crowd: “Maye, by a mile” Film watchers: “Maye, but close” TV analysts: “My dear friend Matt deserves at least one MVP”

Inspiring: LSU HC Lane Kiffin and new QB Sam Leavitt were spotted running double dates on Tinder together 🔥 LSU fans should be very excited about this duo 🥶

Me when the chipotle worker yells out to the cashier that I got double meat

Super Bowl appearances: 1 — Drake Maye 0 — Josh Allen

you know how hard it is to scare the hoes with 7 super bowl rings

i might make a cup of hot cocoa

Kyle shannahan when Brock Purdy throws a ham sandwich into triple coverage :

Just booked Kash Patel for my half birthday party

people u went to highschool with be liking ads on instagram

Let’s go to Gene Steratore who has no idea what’s going on

This easily one of the funniest photos I’ve ever seen

This is a major win for The Masters and golf in general #ShrinkTheGame

Dianna Russini the next time she sees Kay Adams

Kirk Cousins agent

No allegations. No scandals. No drama. Just a dog shit head coach.

Rory: Wow I love golf this is great Justin Rose: I think I just shit my pants Haotong Li subplot: