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No disrespect 2 the poorly lad on the floor,2 me it looks like he is lay next to a bed in A&E!!! Sky News NHS NHS England #boyonfloor #NHS is this a case of biased media..either way it looks to me he is on the floor next to a bed and the media have blown it out of proportion

Say no more!!! More #FakeNews The Labour Party Jeremy Corbyn #boyonfloor Sky News The Mirror Boris Johnson Back Boris Katie Hopkins it's a disgrace that this is being allowed to happen to gain political goals. Let's see the full un-edited picture of the cubicle the poorly boy was in.

Well I've put the first of the #ChristmasIsComing #Christmas2019 decorations up! Not too bad for a newby!!

P45 for Jeremy Corbyn you have lost you incompetent man now Bernard u should resign u are the worst labour ldr in history the nation are relieved you didn't get the keys to number 10 u are a danger to our nation and terrorist sympathiser. #GeneralElection get back under ur rock

What's happened to Diane Abbott has she been disposed of?? Not seen her flat face for a while now oh I did when she had odd shoes on and a face like a bloodhound. Go get a job in Asda even that you would screw up.

What a fucking idiot sturgeon is. Nicola Sturgeon brexit is happening and you are powerless to stop it!! So go lay your eggs in a sound proof box & give the people of the UK a break from ur constant whining and moaning. You are so dull & boring your voice grinds on people's ears!

What's happened to Kay Burley ?? Not seen her on Sky News for ages?? Hope she is ok

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