Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

“Now here’s a guy who’s down 10-0”

Oh suddenly yall don’t like the 2nd amendment????

Put her in congress 😍

They're called manic episodes

Don’t even joke lad

god how i wish we lived in a society where everyone didn't fucking hate each other

Aristotle of ATL

Denzel Washington shot Scott Glenn in the chest with a shotgun in the living room then dug a hole in the kitchen floor

Notice they fw him now after he got clout

The return of the king

what the fuck is Friends about???

Resident Evil journal entries at Umbrella Corp:

how if feels at 6 years old learning the sun is gonna explode in 5 billions years

Fuck man. Fuck.

fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

THATS HOW YOU COMPLETE A PHYSICAL RAIDER NATION

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”