what is zohran mamdani’s plan for zohran mamdani to start wearing a helmet when he rides a bike

And on the third day he rose again, ascended into Arendelle 🙏

what doesn't kill you makes you cry on your birthday and even during your meals and even during travelling in a public transport and even during holidays and even during a sunset and even during gazing a sky full of stars and even when you're alone and even when you're not.

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

I got this email but I’m not touching shit until they force me to pay like idc I am manifesting loan forgiveness

I graduated from college in 2019. I’ve been in this weird student loan limbo for seven years now and if I had stayed on my initial plan I’d be closer to halfway done with the forgiveness LOL but now I have to start over! These people are S I C K for getting rid of the plan!

change is scary, but so is staying the same

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

his judgmental ass omg

without millennial feminism y'all would not be wearing crop tops or leggings to school i can tell you that much.

"you need to pick a new repayment plan" buddy i have $17 in my bank account. whatever the new payment will be, i don't have it!

it's time for my biweekly panic over the trajectory of my life/career

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary

The next season of The Pitt should take place on Halloween. The doctors should be in costume the entire time. The major escalation mid-season should be the alien from The Thing infecting the hospital.

I’m that level of depressed that doesn’t even feel like depression anymore it’s just acceptance. Life kinda sucks and I have no motivation to do anything to make it better cuz it feels like regardless what I do I’ll still be sad.

i think the pitt and some of its “fans” think it’s game of thrones when it’s actually glee. the audience fell in love with the pittlings (the glee cast) but are subjected to watching mr shue every week bc he’s “the main character” even tho the show is called Glee (the pitt)

growth

more hoppers yuri bc why isn’t nobody making content abt them omg