ScratchpadMD
@scratchpadMD
Medical humor and satire. Random thoughts from a trauma surgery dude at a hospital near you. and gifs, lots of gifs.
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13-07-2018 02:25:57
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Dr. Shadowgazer
@DShadowgazer
the dark side of medicineScreaming Pectoriloquy (๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐๐)
@Caulimovirus
PGY-Thrive!!!!! โข My dog is possessed by a demon โข Kidney enthusiast โข Case report liker at @caduceuswildpod โข Discord: caulimovirus โข [email protected]Dr. Longissimus
@DrLongissimus
Radiologist. Radiation exposure did things to my personality ๐จ๐ฆAdi
@IDdocAdi
Doctor and Teacher. @mayoclinic @mayoclinicinfd Infectious Disease/Medical satire. Fighting the good fight to save antibiotics ๐ฎ๐ณ๐บ๐ธ @cubs @manutd @bcci fanJosh McGough, MD
@joshmcgoo
Father | Husband | EM Resident | Trying My Best | he/himTyler Olson
@olsonplanner
Financial planner to physicians and other kind and motivated people. Enrolled Agent.Mrs PA-C
@MrsPA_C
Welcome to my diary. I enjoy gifs more than most people. Also, I really love dogs. Thoughts are my own ๐ EM but striving to become a trophy wifeEmily Fridenmaker
@emily_fri
Wife | Mom | Appalachian | MD | Pulmonary & Critical CareShailin Thomas
@shailinthomas
Proto-Radiologist. Pseudo-Lawyer. NYU School of Medicine; Harvard Law School. He/Him.Ron Barbosa MD FACS
@rbarbosa91
Nonuniversity level 1 trauma/critical care/general surgeon. ECMO service. PGY-25. Father of 4. Surgical instrument threads. History enthusiast. Opinions own.๐Josh Rubin, MD ๐ฉบ
@DrSandman11
Anesthesiologist, father of 5 ginger #MedTwitterKids. Donโt give anesthesia based on posts. Correlation โ causation ๐@DrSandman11 on ๐ฆโ ๏ธ, et alJohn Shields, MD, FAAOS
@jointdocShields
Associate Prof Ortho | #orthotwitter | #photography | Adult Recon | Fellowship & Med Director | Dogs | views are my ownSeth Trueger
@MDaware
emergency doc @NorthwesternEM | Digital Media Editor @JAMANetworkOpen | opinions โ my employers' or med advice | @mdaware.bsky.socialMilad Sharifpour, MD
@MSharifpourMD
Propofol Barista. Assoc. Prof. Anesthesia & CCM. CTICU, MCS, shock, sepsis, mechanical ventilation. @cedarssinaiHowdoyousaythat, BBQ
@TriageNurseMD
| Live, Laugh, Left Without Being Seen | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ | | Heidi Klum Worm Era | |Leah B. Gilliam, MD
@DrGRuralMD
Family Doc. Farm wife ๐ Sometimes witty. Always awkward. UT Vol. ADHD. She/her.aj PA-C
@j_thePA
โขshe/herโข hematology/oncology pa. self important bitch. #medtwitter #girlmedtwitter โขtweets do not reflect the views of my employerโข not a professional accountGlen O'Humeral
@HumeralO
Resident Physician (PGY-โ๏ธ) | Father | Husband | Your average funny Na+ channel | Tweets โ medical adviceTricia Pendergrast, MD
@trpender
Anesthesiology PGY1 @UMichAnesthesia | #DigitalMedia Expert w/ @CritCareMed @JHealthAdvocacy @_AnesthesiologyAmy G Dala MD
@AmyGDalaMD
fueled by coffee, fluent in sarcasm, lover of naps, always searching for where I parked my carDerby Pancreaticobiliary & Robotic AWR Unit
@DerbyPBunit
Pancreaticobiliary, Adv Lap/Robotic & Robotic AWR Unit @UHDBTrust | Operative Videos & SurgEd | Department Leads @altaf_awan12 & @ib9994 | Editor @javlatifherb chen
@herbchen
Chair and Surgeon-in-Chief, @UABSurgery, Endocrine Surgeon, Scientist, Father, Golfer?Elliot M Jessie, MD, MBA, FACS
@originalEJessie
Chief, Section of Acute Care Surgery at Ochsner NOLA, CAPT (Ret.) USN, XULA, @TulaneMedicine Alum, opinions belong to meRobert Oubre, MD | The Doctor of Documentation
@Dr_Oubre
I simplify clinical documentation & billing | Have helped 500+ become efficient & effective clinicians by optimizing notes with my Resident Guide video course.Adrian Bliss
@adrianbliss
Down with the fourth wallAshley Winter MD || Urologist
@AshleyGWinter
Urologist + sex med doc. Views my own. She/Her. IG/threads: @ashleygwinter.
@huguethot
disasterplasty
@Disasterplasty
ship of foolsDr. Annie Andrews
@AnnieAndrewsMD
CEO & Founder @their__future PAC, The Only PAC For Kids | Senior Advisor @everytown | Pediatrician & Mom | Fighting for Their Future |Jefferson Health
@TJUHospital
We improve lives. Call 1-800-JEFF-NOW to make an appointment.Propofol Papi
@DiprivanDaddy
SRNA that makes memes. Follow me on IG โฌ๏ธDr. Ayla MD ๐
@DrAylaSays
Physician (pediatrician), progressive, activist, humanist, vaccine advocate. BLM. ููุณุทูู ุญุฑุฉ ๐ต๐ธ Against colonialism and apartheid. She/her. Views=minesamsfeelingood
@samsfeelinggood
stabby resident by day โฆand also by night. Professional memeologist ๐ช๐ฌCOVID-19 Vaccine Progress
@vax_progress
Percentage of Americans that have been vaccinated (all ages, with at least 1 dose). Sources: Our World in Data + CDCNASA's Perseverance Mars Rover
@NASAPersevere
NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. ๐ Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)Lady Lovely interLocks, MD
@LadyInterlocks
Orthopedic surgeon. Lover of puns and medical humor. And osteosynthesis. Nothing here should be taken as actual medical advice.Jon Stewart
@jonstewart
Vice President Kamala Harris
@VP
Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977President Biden
@POTUS
46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880Traumatroll
@traumatroll
Seldom wrong, never in doubt.Haney Mallemat
@CriticalCareNow
Critical Care, Emergency Medicine, Ultrasound, Echocardiography & education. No financial disclosures. Tweets are not medical advicePelotonMed
@PelotonMed
#PelotonMedTwitter; Not officially associated with Peloton! All medical and medical-adjacent people welcome.The Killers
@thekillers
Erika Bisgaard, MD
@erika_bisgaard
Assistant professor of trauma and critical care @UWsurgery @harborviewmc. Wife. Dog mom. Foodie. NOLA born. (She/her/hers). Tweets are my own.Gritty
@GrittyNHL
It me. Mascot of the @NHLFlyers.soul nate
@MNateShyamalan
forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.The Dogtors Office
@DogtorsOffice
the truest medical advice from the goodest boiThe Breakfasteur
@TheBreakfasteur
Iโm a doctor mom ๐ฉ๐ปโโ๏ธ feeding little bodies ๐ช๐ผ and brains ๐ง . Creator of #playdoughsurgery ๐ชfor my surgery-loving little kidMoe MD
@donaldmoe
Father, husband, cardiothoracic surgeon. RT/likes aren't endorsements.Bellal Joseph
@TopKniFe_B
Trauma Surgeon part ๐ฆ and sometimes a researcher free spirit with a wild heart @sarah1joseph is #wifey4lifey ๐ฆ ๐ฆDr. H
@SnarkyMD
Hospitalist, Chief Band-Aid Applier #MedPeds, she/herjon drake
@DrakeGatsby
they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafyMisneach ๐พ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
@BrodHiggins
The official unofficial account for the cรฉad madra na hรireann. like Sรญoda and Brรณd - gone but not forgotten.American College of Surgeons
@AmCollSurgeons
Highest standards, better outcomes. We are the largest professional organization of surgeons in the world.JAMA Surgery
@JAMASurgery
JAMA Surgery is a member of the JAMA Network, a consortium of peer-reviewed, general medical and specialty publications.Zain Hashmi
@ZainHashmiMD
Trauma and Acute Care Surgeon-scientist @UABSurgery @UABTrauma via @LBHealth, @CSPH_BWH & @AKUGlobal | Improving quality of trauma careKimberly D. Manning, MD
@gradydoctor
Internist, teacher, thinker, doer | @EmoryDeptofMed VC for @EmoryDOMRYSE & Professor |@HumanDoctoring podcast | @JHospMedicine LPD | #HBCUMade | she/her/maโam๐บCode Blue Memes
@codebluememes
professional meme maker โข unprofessional ER nurse โข 900K+ on IG/FB/TikTokRayan Halabi
@rayan7alabi
med09 โก MBBS @kauweb, Gen.peds @kauhospital, Ped cardiologist at PSCC-Riyadh ๐ซ ุทุจูุจ ููุจ ุฃุทูุงูJessi Gold MD MS
@drjessigold
Psychiatrist. Freelance writer. College & Physician Mental Health. Hate is not a mental illness. Opinions=My OwnSCCM
@SCCM
The Society of Critical Care Medicine (SCCM) is the largest non-profit medical organization dedicated to promoting excellence and consistency in critical care.Russell ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@Medic_Russell
Iโm a very famous doctorโข specialising in emergency medicine. Passingly funny in person. #TransRightsAreHumanRights ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉบ he/himOlugbenga Okusanya MD
@okusanyamd
Husband. Dad. Colts Fan. Educator. Optimist. Associate Professor.