Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away." ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad. INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

the voice that says "OH!" in EMF's hit single "unbelievable" (1990).

Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz

I love how there are no conspiracy theories about Reagan getting shot. Everyone was just like, “Yeah the guy wanted to impress Jodie Foster, what are you gonna do?”

⚾️ KONNOR GRIFFIN DEBUT GIVEAWAY ⚾️ We're going to give a Konnor Griffin Autographed Baseball away! For a chance to win: - Repost this post - Follow us We'll pick a winner on Monday 4/6!

MLB's No. 1 prospect Konnor Griffin is set to make his big league debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates today, so we're giving away a signed jersey! Follow and repost for your chance to win.

Griffin Giveaway: If Konnor Griffin gets 2 hits and Buccos win the home opener. I’m giving away 5 brand new Konnor Griffin jerseys. All you gotta do is 1) follow me. And 2) retweet this post. Good luck. LETS GO BUCS!

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

Pirates fans, do you want this treasure? 🪎 We are giving away a new Pirates City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look

Most technology is sold as something that’ll make your life better. Every person in charge of AI is saying it’s gonna destroy your job and possibly the world.

Couldn’t make it to the game today? RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

Jake Mangum threw this baseball to a young fan ... The moment that unfolded after will melt your heart 🥹❤️

Maybe Mike Vrabel got confused about what type of cheating helps the Patriots win Super Bowls

What a quote from a Steelers insider: "You know when the clock runs out on you in a fantasy football draft. And it auto picks a guy you don't want. That's what happened to the Steelers tonight." 🙃

Checking in on Pirates twitter

Mike Vrabel in cheating on your wife therapy: