This 97 year old Oompa Loompa still makes chocolate the old fashioned way

kudos muad’dib, for drinking the water of life. for sipping

I really though Sapphira had that… #RuPaulsDragRace

Q greeting Liz back at camp 🍔 #Survivor

Me when there’s #bb25 discourse in June

So we move to Arrakis. My father gets a job at Sietch Tabr, my Uncle Junior works there who was a Fedaykin. Believe it or not, he went from Sardaukar to Fedaykin. So basically my grandmother wanted us all to switch from Sardaukar to Fedaykin.

.Newark Liberty International Airport Spirit Airlines I would rather sleep on a bed of nails every night (which is what your seats feel like btw) than ever use this airport or airline ever again. And I like how only after 4 hours you offer us water and cookies… fuck off

🔹PRESEASON, REPOST & LIKE If You’re Team QUINN! #BB26

🔹PRESEASON, REPOST & LIKE If You’re Team RUBINA! #BB26

🔹PRESEASON, REPOST & LIKE If You’re Team T'KOR! #BB26

🔹PRESEASON, REPOST & LIKE If You’re Team TUCKER! #BB26

America after changing colour, honour, and favour to color, honor, and favor:

when women have won more competitions in 1 week than the entire prejury of bb25 #BB26

omg I have that hoodie Quinn is wearing #BB26

me when a witch casts a spell on me that makes me scream and turn into a fish when someone says the word “kimo”

today at work a guy asked me to dip my toe (after being in socks and shoes all day) into his fireball shot. weirdest $50 i ever made.