I have bare pillows on my bed but I'd rather have no pillows just my head on the mattress"........ Is that wired? BBC Radio 1Xtra

45% of The money you have owned has been in a stripper's G-string' that is y u don't put ur hands near ur mouth after handlin money #amen

why do americans talk like retards? saying "tooona fish" instead of "tuna" and "erbs" instead of "herbs" #R1livelounge

remove every living animal out of the sea then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease? This means the planet isn't 3/4 water. #bbc

LOL Mario Falcone blatantly wants to get balls deep in Charlotte Crosby!!!! 👉👌#HeardItHereFirst

ET with Danielle Phillips forgot how funny this movie is..especially when ET gets introduced to the older brother and sister #oldskool 😆

@Romano_J2Z lol

@Romano_J2Z yes it probably is but when am I going to see you as its been nearly half a year! You still trying to be a salesman? #WeAreOne

@cingrams84 easy kid..

@cingrams84 mate I would of done it for ya hope he aint late its 8:50 now hes got 10 mins.

youtube.com/watch?v=f6UPnF… (PLAYER IN THE MAKIN) LISTERN AND LIKE... BBC Radio 1 BBC Radio 1Xtra

Every dog has its day.....

Working Saturdays is not the one!!! #missionaborted

#tuttutaudi Audi USA Audi UK Audi España BBC News (UK) will.i.am Piers Morgan Danielle Phillips @DavidBeckhamWeb

“Mrs C: Russell Brand ooooh look x.com/seanhannity/st…” Don't worry Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 is a reasonable guy- I'll get a fair hearing.

“Scott: Russell Brand Mrs C Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 please tear him a new asshole.” I haven't torn the one I've got.

Let my day be over already 😴