I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.

How to explain Normal Distribution to a bro in the gym

Aggressively share this with those who think paying burger flippers a living wage will somehow result in $20 Big Macs or whatever.

Seconded. I would add that if you are going to a restaurant this weekend, recognize a lot of waiters and waitresses are A) strapped for cash since they haven't had many patrons and B) are going to be overwhelmed. So please tip generously this weekend.

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lebron being haunted by the roster that he created:

Can Doris Burke just do every basketball game

Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.

Ginni Thomas sent messages to the White House about a plan to get the Supreme Court to overturn the election. Clarence Thomas voted to keep White House messages about the insurrection secret. And you think a leaked draft opinion is the ethics crisis facing the Supreme Court?

Got one before Durant, got one after Durant.

Draymond is the ric flair of the NBA. What an absolute joy he is

More than one mass shooting a day on average. $800,000,000,000/year military budget. No universal healthcare. This is not a healthy nation.

just make a season 3 of mindhunter already come on

See, this is why you shouldn't get too attached to *tools*. They come and go. (And it's also why you shouldn't define yourself by the frameworks you use. They also come and go. #justSaying ☺️)

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Gsw just a machine

It was artists, not platforms, that fought for royalties. It was artists, not platforms, that created this space. And it's artists, not platforms, that have earned our unconditional support.

Jabari Parker is better the Andrew Wiggins