Account is new, I am not.

Going to be a little odd starting over. A bit like shouting into the dark.

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Any time you start to feel like we are living in the future and tech is amazing, remember the fax machine hasn't died yet.

The number of U.S. craft breweries, microbreweries and brewpubs has grown 73% since 2009: on.wsj.com/11YVBTl

Who are you people and where are my pants?

Is it fucked up that I find it disturbing when men date women their own age? lol

Measuring life in empty wine bottles and good conversations doesn't seem like a bad way to go.

Hookers and blow: Because walking around with a mirror topped end table would be weird.

a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

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looking at laptops from the 90's in old tv shows is a bit scary.

work out your wallet not your abs. Both are attractive to women but only one gets compound interest.

You expect me to take you seriously while you are wearing pants?