You might be familiar with ‘déjà vu’: déjà vu = the illusion of remembering scenes and events when experienced for the first time But have you met the other members of Vu-Tang Clan?

What do you call it when you nurse your baby to sleep? Snack and a nap? Boob and a snooze? Breast and a rest?

Me got to try real French macarons with me friends Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg! They honorary cookies in me book! #ParisOlympics

Can confirm.

No matter how busy you are, there's always time for self-care! Slimey found some time for one last picnic in Paris. #ParisOlympics #EmotionalWellbeing #SlimeyInParis

We can make great choices today .COUNTRY over Party

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! It was when Donald Trump got elected in 2016 🙃#MyXAnniversary

everyone on this flight out of Philly was relying on the guy who shelled out for in flight wifi to periodically announce the score on the eagles game like the town crier in a midsized medieval village

From The Athletic: The Philadelphia Eagles have won their second #SuperBowl, a stunning 40-22 rout of the Kansas City Chiefs. It was a resounding victory that avenges a gutting, last-second Super Bowl loss two years ago to these same Chiefs. nyti.ms/4172Mt5

Used a rice cooker for the first time tonight - am I a convert now???

Connections Puzzle #637 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

I need to know when the weather is going to be permanently warmer so I can give my sweaters one last hurrah before they go back under the bed for the season. Ten more days? Excellent, the A team sweaters get another go.

"Remove all the doors from their hinges and start a fire with the wood. Since you’re now using your savings to heat the house, you can stop paying your electricity bill. Take a photo of this to show your followers what incredible work you’re doing." mcsweeneys.net/articles/doge-…

Good morning from the person who, because she did not have her glasses on, almost washed her face with toothpaste.

The great thing about getting gray hair is that I can’t tell if it’s dry shampoo that I didn’t comb out of my hair or just my hair.

Hot take: all recipes should use the entire container of something. One cup of coconut milk? NO. Use the WHOLE CAN so I don’t have a random amount of it left over in my freezer.

It has been 0️⃣ days since NIST last received a request to taste the peanut butter SRM

You all started it and we fucking finished it.