*slaps Halliburton* that's for game 1 *kisses Halliburton* and that's for saving us game 3

Catholic school soccer player who can't look TJ McConnell in the eyes, mind you

Don't shoot the messenger but Gunnas new album will age like fine wine

Ethical hoops prevail. Front running to the Eastern Conference Finals 🏃‍♂️💯🤭

Hope Siakam doesn't blame himself for the loss. Love that dude. On to game 2‼️

It is with great pleasure I announce that I have just undone the seemingly undoable knot in my joggers. Better days ahead many surmise

Recruiter calling me to "get aligned" ... buddy I'm about to talk your ear off about the Mavs sluggish start last night and how it lost me one hundred dollars

I got verbally assaulted at the Toronto aquarium for trying to touch the jellyfish and all I got was verbally assaulted as previously mentioned

Don T 🙂‍↕️ we could be looking at album of the summer 🥹

What's this things end game??

What's there to be humble about?

This is a hit I fear 🗣️

The deep state arranged the presentational debate to distract us from Kyle Flipowski's groomer Mormon girlfriend ‼️ time to open your eyes guys...

When the going gets tough (minor inconvenience to an otherwise stress free life) the tough (me) get going (become major inconvenience to myself and all those around me)

You should be able to react to iPhone message reactions - guy like me would appreciate the nuance