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Himbert

@schwindmill

Manners camp alum. I’m baby.

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calendar_today17-05-2011 00:07:17

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It is with great pleasure I announce that I have just undone the seemingly undoable knot in my joggers. Better days ahead many surmise

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Recruiter calling me to "get aligned" ... buddy I'm about to talk your ear off about the Mavs sluggish start last night and how it lost me one hundred dollars

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I got verbally assaulted at the Toronto aquarium for trying to touch the jellyfish and all I got was verbally assaulted as previously mentioned

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The deep state arranged the presentational debate to distract us from Kyle Flipowski's groomer Mormon girlfriend ‼️ time to open your eyes guys...

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When the going gets tough (minor inconvenience to an otherwise stress free life) the tough (me) get going (become major inconvenience to myself and all those around me)