I’d do it for way less. Hell I’d do it for free

If I ever become a basketball coach at any level we’re spending one practice every week shooting free throws. Bringing back the fundamentals.

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Less phone time more time with the buddies

Rather be caught in a tsunami than caught carrying an umbrella. Sue me.

Should be able to call CPS on parents who give their toddlers mullets

Posted at the crib watching Kirk Hinrich highlights

Cody Paul would put Baby Gronk in a BLENDER in the open field

Whoever made airport beers $10 should probably change their address before I find them

Voting for Scott Hanson in the 2024 election

Special kind of soft if you wear weightlifting gloves in the gym. Grow some callouses like a man

Lolla would be nice this weekend but Matchbox Twenty is gonna send me to another dimension

Getting absolutely tossed and seeing Rob Thomas perform his greatest hits is the ideal Saturday night

Killer lites going down a little too smooth at this Train concert

Dive bar showing Shrek. Yeah I’ll be here all night thanks

Afraid I’ve become abroad guy

In the gym to get Jenna Ortega’s attention

Phil Collins is top 5 strictly for the Tarzan soundtrack