[Dumps a bunch of college prospectives on @AccursedThorn's bed. I ain't doing this college thing alone, so if it means dragging her tribred ass with me, so be it!]

Where's that five foot of trouble?

Hey, dork. @AccursedThorn

[Idly messaging 𝓽𝒉͟𝒆͟ 𝓼𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝓼𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒕. whilst in class because Mr. Droopity Drue is putting me to sleep with his slideshow about male genitalia.] [Also did I mention I snuck into a college class... Yeah. The wrong one. Unfortunately.] 📱: Wyd? 📱: I'm bored.

Aurora needs to speak modern English. (I can't understand shit!) I said what I said.

📱: yum! 📱: Send pics. .... 📱: Actually, don't. [He's probably half eaten. I don't need to see that.]

📱: so.... in summary... your standards are below ground Zero.

Curious minds lead to curious places. Human OC | Late 20s University Lecturer Fandomless | TVDU & SPN lean Based in an original town Crossover & OC oriented account MDNI | 21+ 𝑺𝒆𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔, 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉, 𝒆𝒕𝒄. #RT

[Appears out of nowhere like a mysterious puppy.] 𝓽𝒉͟𝒆͟ 𝓼𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝓼𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒕. What's the one thing you've always wanted to do?

You... wanted to be a movie? [Perplexed, to say the least.]

Flipping.

Kalank nahi ishq hai, kaajal piya...