You gotta be RIGHT in the path of totality!

nyc doesn’t get earthquakes so it must be explained in terms of how the J train feels. this was a 2J Quake

Tomorrow I’m going to be on The Kelly Clarkson Show talking about Casey, her life & death, our family’s story, and her extraordinary legacy with Kelly & Hilary Swank. It was an incredibly moving experience that included laughing, tears, and me collapsing in the green room afterwards

shocking that Sora by OpenAI generated this video with the simple prompt 'a minecraft-obsessed Obama addresses Congress (emotional)'

Love Las Vegas, got married there

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today because Warner Brothers would cancel it for a tax write off and delete the film forever

Oh btw Casey’s debt jubilee via RIP Medical Debt has now raised almost 1.1 Million dollars which may lead to more than $150,000,000 (!!!!) of medical debt being forgiven depending on fluctuating debt prices

ripmedicaldebt.org/campaign/andre…?

a note to my friends: if you’re reading this I have passed away. I’m so sorry, it’s horseshit and we both know it. The cause was stage four ovarian cancer.

I loved each and every one of you with my whole heart and I promise you, I knew how deeply I was loved.

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it's October 1st, you're allowed to scare your timeline with Halloween Obama

RT this every September 21st to make everyone furious

what are Mentos actually for? decided to investigate #ad #MentosWereMadeToChew Mentos USA

update, they were both charged with racketeering—greater than 0% chance this will play in court

they arrested the fucking slide 😭

So sad to learn Paul Reubens has died. I was excited to have him in one of my eps of WWDITS. He brought his wig from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which he'd had modeled on his infamous mugshot - because, he said 'it was the coolest I've ever looked'. He made every line hilarious.

I wrote an OpEd in the The Washington Post —

wapo.st/43EIchH

Generative AI cannot generate anything at all without massive troves of training data. Who produces that data? People do.

And those people deserve compensation.

Timothée Chalamet’s ‘CORN POPPER’ movie will “be really fucked up and scary— a bit sick and twisted.”

(Source: yikesshop.com)

Writers: 'Let me show you our funny signs!'

Actors: 'Let me show you how to cut a promo'