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Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period

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linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IBi7gN2THE&t=60s calendar_today12-03-2008 18:29:42

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Sorry, but there is nothing funnier than an Ivy League student barricading themselves in a building and then demanding their meal plan

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Serial killer admits her first murder was two decades ago. Now it's up to investigators to figure out how many unsolved cases they can connect to her.

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There's a growing divide on the right between people who kill their dogs on purpose and people who kill their dogs by accident

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There's a growing divide on the right between people who kill their dogs on purpose and people who kill their dogs by accident

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My son will need to start thinking about college soon so I’m frankly relieved our elite universities are exposing themselves now as the police state money scams that they are

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So if Biden orders federal law enforcement to assassinate the conservative Justices that would be kosher? Just trying to understand the rules.

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Journalists, I’m giving you a freebie: when Trump stands in the courthouse hallway today and claims there are thousands of his supporters outside, video it, keep your camera rolling, walk outside and show the empty sidewalks. All in one take. It will go viral.

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Trump is the kid in school who 'read the book' by skimming chapter titles. Even Cliff's Notes would have been too much for him. Nothing makes him angrier than having to read something.

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