Still riding the high of a random person complimenting my new shirt yesterday, life is good

Big 10 vs SEC is shaping up to be the modern version of the American Civil War

Going into this school year with the mindset of a mosquito in a nudist colony

I’ve never seen a functional vending machine on a TV show. They all leave the snack dangling at the edge to make the character mad. Overused bit, let’s get more creative Hollywood

Johnny Appleseed is a fraud, with his claims I should be seeing more apple trees in my everyday life

It’s simple. Cold leftover pizza? No fork. Heated up leftover pizza? Use fork.

Loser mentality. Take your Greek letters out of your Twitter bio and grow up chump

It’s a losing streak. So what? It’s a 162 game season. Reds fans need to chill out with the “fire David Bell” talk. We’ll be playing in October

Instagram baddies be looking extra fine today

This Philly Cheesesteak is rocking my world. Sandwich of the year winner - 2024

All these high calorie people at work need to quit calling being healthy “biohacking”. I’m just eating an apple chill tf out fatty mcfatface

Gambling on the Euros at work and about to put my dinner on the company card tonight. I think this is what they call The American Dream

Propel was at the top of their game when they made Berry. Inspired beverage

Some Mexican hermonos playing pool and one of them dropped a glass bottle. Shouted, “Tranqillo” and got a death stare. Welcome to America

YouTube auto play rarely misses, love that

Solo Sunday. About to put on a clinic. Michigan hasn’t lost to OSU in 1820 days

Dialed in at the hometown bar, mixing well with the regulars

Smash. Would. Run the damn ball. What else is there to say? Now I’m horny at my 9-5 job

At the Bing on a Friday, what you know about it?