It’s a beautiful day to get (half) vaccinated.

The best thing about this week’s round of lithium level roulette is that the dog will be waiting for me when I get home. So that’s added excitement right there.

If my lithium level is too low, and alcohol can cause an increase in lithium levels.... can I justifiably say that beer is a form of medication, and that any future hangovers are side effects? Asking for a friend, obviously.

3 month notice periods are the worst.

I know there’s talk of snow next week, but I’m sitting in the park, wearing shorts (?!), listening to San Cisco and everything just feels like summer.

On Saturday, my mum “fell in love” with a house. Yesterday the offer was accepted, and she is “no longer emotionally invested.” I’m not saying I’m like her in any way whatsoever, but... ummmm...

Lockdown Birthday 2.0. I’m just gonna chill with Cecil the Caterpillar.

And so the fortnightly game of “please can I have my blood results please?” begins.

The fact that the pub is shut and I can’t have a post-interview beer is a step too far tbh.

Booked the afternoon off work so that I can go to both the gym and the pub. Can confirm I will definitely be doing one of those things.

I get to see PerriBee today for the first time in over 18 months, so obviously I have a migraine. Someone please send drugs.

Tomorrow people in England aren’t being given freedom by the government; they’re being handed the blame for what comes next. Please take care of yourselves and each other x

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Paul Brand

Yes. Yes, it is.

1,015 days between The XCERTS shows is too many days. Welcome back, boys. We missed you ❤️

Keir Starmer How do you feel about cats?

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