can we just go back to being able to smoke indoors again. I mean what's the fucking point of not doing it at this rate

in Central Park at 2am cruising for friends

the full english breakfast is one of the few valid anglo-saxon contributions to global culture, and you know what, I'm tired of tired of apologizing every time before stating this FACT #racescience

With his seventeen cats and beautiful trans wife.

Running it back

NYC Ballot Propositions are amazing they'll go like Prop 4: Approve Funding to Make a 3D Model of the entire city Prop 5: ITS CALLED THE DECOLONIZED STATE BUILDING NOW

Every morning I wake up screaming this like I'm the protagonist of a Kafka novel

I found this a few days ago browsing ebay while on a little bit too heavy of a microdose and I thought my brain just created this and overlaid it on top of reality and that I was having a for real psychotic break

The USA losing to the B team of a nation with 34,000 people

I stopped checking this fuckstory for a while but who cares man. It doesn't help it doesn't matter. Anyone with a nameplate on their desk is being blackmailed by the same three Mossad assets. Anyway here's some gay shit from my insta earlier, I love you all romantically

I should’ve gone to military school when my parents threatened me with it if I didn’t get my act together

Ryan Wedding is a Thomas Pynchon character ass name

already tried the trying to be a stand up thing in my early twenties. If I go to another open mic it's going to be with an AR-15

I HAVE MET GOD AND SHE'S BLACK BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, SHE'S AMERICAN

Did you know 😏 He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever. In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his