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maybe we could create some hologram reporters to ask why he's taking a week off from campaigning with two months until Election Day b/c the flesh and blood reporters seemed awfully concerned about Joe Biden's age and vitality but don't seem to mind Trump's non-existent scheduleπŸ™ƒ

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Trump granted clemency to a cop killer, so maybe stick to picking on kids who show love and affection for their fathers b/c there's only so much dog whistling you can do for attention, ma'am

Trump granted clemency to a cop killer, so maybe stick to picking on kids who show love and affection for their fathers b/c there's only so much dog whistling you can do for attention, ma'am
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$6 billion would have been nice but if you don't think Trump will take $2 billion off an investment he put no money into, you're fooling yourself. This is a glorified pump and dump scheme and in about 2 weeks lots of small investors are going to be left holding the bag

$6 billion would have been nice but if you don't think Trump will take $2 billion off an investment he put no money into, you're fooling yourself. This is a glorified pump and dump scheme and in about 2 weeks lots of small investors are going to be left holding the bag
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A 14 year old was able to 1) get a gun; 2) bring it to school; and 3) fire enough rounds to kill four people before a cop - who was in the building - was able to "engage" and get him to drop his gun but thoughts and prayers will solve everything πŸ™ƒ

A 14 year old was able to 1) get a gun; 2) bring it to school; and 3) fire enough rounds to kill four people before a cop - who was in the building - was able to "engage" and get him to drop his gun but thoughts and prayers will solve everything πŸ™ƒ
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I saw no reason to think it weird someone would pay me $400,000 to do like four videos b/c my takes are just that fucking good πŸ™ƒ

I saw no reason to think it weird someone would pay me $400,000 to do like four videos b/c my takes are just that fucking good πŸ™ƒ
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The list of high profile Republicans who have endorsed Kamala Harris is significant and is not getting nearly the attention it deserves b/c the media has no interest in signal boosting actual bipartisanship πŸ™ƒ

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Maybe it's just me but if I found out I was unwittingly being paid to pump out Russian propaganda, my first instinct would be to donate that money to a good cause and not threaten people with legal action if they accused me of being a Russian stooge. πŸ™ƒ

Maybe it's just me but if I found out I was unwittingly being paid to pump out Russian propaganda, my first instinct would be to donate that money to a good cause and not threaten people with legal action if they accused me of being a Russian stooge. πŸ™ƒ
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It's fun when reporters pretend Kamala Harris hasn't been part of the most transformational investments made by the federal government in almost 100 years so they can stamp their feet and demand she provide more policy details πŸ™ƒ

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Just a reminder that Kavanaugh is already on the record as saying AR 15s can't be banned and this was while he was on the DC Cir and *before* 2A rights were expanded further under Bruen. Might be worth mentioning on the campaign trail considering who elevated him to SCOTUS πŸ™ƒ

Just a reminder that Kavanaugh is already on the record as saying AR 15s can't be banned and this was while he was on the DC Cir and *before* 2A rights were expanded further under Bruen. Might be worth mentioning on the campaign trail considering who elevated him to SCOTUS πŸ™ƒ
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The media that covers politics is down bad and the fact that even their own people are calling out the BS should tell us something.

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Head spinning and also the height of absurdity for AG Sulzberger to pen this opinion piece when the newspaper he owns is among the worst perpetrators of sanitizing the threat Trump poses to the country. Just completely divorced from reality.

Head spinning and also the height of absurdity for AG Sulzberger to pen this opinion piece when the newspaper he owns is among the worst perpetrators of sanitizing the threat Trump poses to the country. Just completely divorced from reality.
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I see they wheeled out the "low energy, reading directly off a teleprompter" version today and he couldn't pick McKinley out of a lineup much less articulate anything he did while in office.

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Yup, borrowed a bunch of money, never paid it back and then walked away so the rest of us would have to pay the bill. Checks out.

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World salad of gibberish before slurring his words at the end. If you transcribed this and told the editors at the New York Times Biden said it and not Trump, they'd demand Harris and the cabinet invoke the 25th amendment πŸ™ƒ

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Perfect example of what Aaron Rupar refers to as "sane washing." Trump goes off on a 500+ word incoherent rant about child care that makes ZERO sense but the best The New York Times can do is call it a "jumbled answer" and then cherry pick a few words to make it sound coherent

Perfect example of what <a href="/atrupar/">Aaron Rupar</a> refers to as "sane washing." Trump goes off on a 500+ word incoherent rant about child care that makes ZERO sense but the best <a href="/nytimes/">The New York Times</a> can do is call it a "jumbled answer" and then cherry pick a few words to make it sound coherent
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Follow Aaron who does the lord's work watching Trump's gibberish laden rants. Conclusion I've come to is that Trump knows he has a coin flip chance of winning even though his behavior is unmoored from reality thanks to his base of support and media cheerleading.

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People who call themselves journalists - and economic ones at that - who fail to mention that "trillions" in waste is a complete lie and instead give credence to the argument but then say it would harm Americans should probably find a new line of work

People who call themselves journalists - and economic ones at that - who fail to mention that "trillions" in waste is a complete lie and instead give credence to the argument but then say it would harm Americans should probably find a new line of work
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Says a lot more about the military than Trump that even with his denigration of troops, insults to veterans, disparaging Medal of Honor recipients and literally using Arlington Cemetery as a campaign prop they still support him