FINALLY! one of his favorite customers!!

hearing the bell ding, he perked up and looked toward the door..a smile appearing on his face! “hey ‘dere! welcome!”

what can he say?! he’s a sucker for cute wolves!

“hey, welcome! anything i can help ya with, big guy?” the dragon would ask, leaning over the counter.

..weird. he heard the door chime, but there’s no customer. “..hello? someone ‘dere?”

“…you want one?”

he jumped back a bit— “jeez, kid! ya scared me! yer a real quiet one..”

“my chest ain’t ‘dat big, bud!” he said with a roll of his eyes, leaning over the counter..tapping his claws on it. “what can i do ya for?”

he nodded, listening to their dilemma.. “..well, when’s the last time y’had sex? ‘dere’s a big difference between yer hand and another person.”

reaching under the counter and pulling out a large empty cup, handing it to the dog. “..you wanna fill it yourself, or do you want me to fill it for ya?”

“well, ‘dat’s your problem! your hand can only do so much.” he chuckled..his expression turning to annoyance at being called ‘old’. “kid, you act like i’m in a nursing home, i’m only 44!”

“aye, thanks bud. it ain’t much, but it’s in a good place for traveling folks, and it’s right next to a busy neighborhood. i get some good business.” he shrugged, watching the stranger as he roamed around.

“on ‘da house for such a cute puppy.” he said, chuckling and reaching down to cup the other’s chin..gently scratching it with his long, black nails. “call me Hudson, by the way.”

“‘dat’s my diagnosis.” he shrugged, having to think for a moment after being asked that.. “..uh..about a week ago, maybe? it was pretty recently.”

|| sorry for the lack of stuff today! been lazy. right before the holidays i just get lazier and lazier lmao

well, seems like you’ve got the dragon right where you want him. so, what’re you gonna do?

“happy new year! …wait, what month is it—“

yes, it’s almost midnight, but… who wants coffee?