I hate when people call it X so much. Dead giveaway that you're not indigenous to Twitter.

miller high life

nigga just hooting and hollering 😭

white guys are always named some bullshit like Ethan

Rappin about respectin da government got me crine. Shut yo bitch ass up

ever since I was a child I knew I wanted to eat Chinese food

Niggas be 17 drinking budlight nigga what the fuck is yo problem

is it normal for the mailman to tickle you

If I move like this at 48, take me behind the shed and get it over with. I'm beyond serious.

medieval peasant whose marriage is failing because he spends all day watching various puppetry shows titled things like “top ten biggest threats to your livestock”

they kill race horses that run like this

Unpopular opinion: If businesses only pay taxes on their profit and not their revenue, then I should only have to pay taxes after l cover my bills and rent too.

DIVISION 3なスポット

white people be like my dog is part cherokee

#みんなのHONDA見せて

Born and raised in Italy, catholic schools, catholic university… never seen this thing. Not even the pope. Whatever Americans touch becomes a circus.

Back in 2014, Vice would’ve already sent 2 scrawny white dudes to Mexico with nothing but an iPhone 4s & a gallon of water to monitor the situation