Ok I’ve been supportive but I draw the line at killing children

Life when you finally give up on her

Top 3 male canon events: 1. Seeing your dad start to slow down 2. Trying to change a party girl 3. Realizing you built a woman for the next man

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

i celebrated that pen so shamelessly deadass felt like a dirty stinky madridista

Barcelona lost against Sevilla, Atletico Madrid , Real Sociedad , Girona amd the narrative was Barcelona is mid and not because the league is competitive Barcelona draws against An EPL team on the grounds where both Chelsea and Manchester United have not won in the past 4 years

Cubarsi is simply one of the biggest anomalies in the sport, and I just have to contextualise it. He’s been undisputed since 16 (!!) playing at the highest level week in & week out, in one of the most defensively demanding systems in football. At 19 - he’s made over 120 apps

I met her when I wasn't looking for love, I lost her when I love her the most!

it's funny how a person can go hours without texting you back, but when you meet them in real life they check their phone every minute 😭

poor communication can ruin an amazing connection.

it's so attractive when people apologize for responding late, or when they keep you in the loop so you don’t start overthinking. the skill of communication is attractive. basic consideration. these days it stands out, because so many people just disappear and leave you guessing.

The type of girl at the pharmacy desk when I go to pick up a max strength diarrhea medication

204 days later, Gavi is back! 🔙⭐️

If you want to know why Barcelona are successful and United aren’t, just think about this: United’s highest paid player and face of the club didn’t even get a single minute for Barcelona… in a game where they’ve already scored 7 goals. Just think about that for a moment.

Football is clearly not dead, Barcelona Inter last season and now Bayern PSG, we just have to stop pretending that EPL is the best league

Of course Dembele turns into a world beater after we paid his hospital bills for 7 years. Of course Atleti forget how to play football after knocking us out of 2 cups. Of course Gyokeres gets a pen for getting shoved from behind while Olmo doesn't. Of course of course of course.